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Sprockets is right. He didn't exactly leave her with any ideas as to how to get down. You know, besides the stairs. Like, seriously guys, they run through the whole ship.

Although come to think of it, did you ever see anyone take the stairs in Star Trek. It's like once people developed starships they lost the ability to climb inclines.

 
Venalitor
2017-09-14 14:37:08 
Bit more of a long term project, but maybe turn the elevators into walk in rooms that teleport you to any of the other walk in former elevator rooms desired. Unless, of course, that's beyond miss 800 and counting looking 20 something. Or ward the ship. Can chaos mages do long lasting enchantments in this U?
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.