This Comic's Cast:

I'm sure the child doing that in his pants won't help Darkmoon's sense of smell. Probably just confuse things more. Not that Darkmoon is going to be all that confused currently. He's pretty well narrowed down where the big, nasty monster is.

Now to watch him run from it.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.