This Comic's Cast:

Once again, the narrator gets confused and almost leaves details out of the story entirely. Gotta watch out for those narrators.

This comic was truly just a random joke. I have no clue what I was thinking when I wrote it, but it did spin out a very amusing "Angel Explains" article, which you should go read.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.