This Comic's Cast:

Now, obviously I should point out that we can't trust the narrator on this. Maybe he's telling the truth, or maybe this story that we're now hearing third hand (and who knows how often it was retold and embellished before it got to us) is just a big fabrication.

You be the judge.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.