This Comic's Cast:

"Bruce McCallister was a fine soldier. I was proud to serve with him, as I know all of you soldiers were as well. He lead a distinguished life, and had a career we all wish we could have had.

"Which is why it was so sad he was killed by a giant rabbit turd. I mean, really, what a pathetic way to go."
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.