This Comic's Cast:

As I said, I get to play around with the ways storied are told. It's fun.

I like this introduction just because we get to jump right into the meat of the story and show some action... and damn if the introduction isn't ludicrous. A dinosaur and a dimensional vortex? Way out of left field there.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.