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I didn't think you could cross the oceans of Final Fantasy in a canoe. To be fair, the canoe travels just as quickly in that game as the boat. Although, also to be fair, I tended to just skip the canoe, do things a little out of order, and get the damned airship as early as I could. Made life so much easier.

That was the nice thing about some of the older games -- you could do things out of order and the linear path wouldn't completely break.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.