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This is really just an aside, but the Lich (as we'll soon see) is the master of the Earth Cave and guardian of the Earth Temple. It's never really explained why and all-powerful necromancer is the evil guardian of Earth. Makes no sense to me.

In the game you have to find a way to get past that door Darkmoon just found. That requires a lot of plot I just can't be bothered with.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.