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See, by this point we're really starting to reach the end of my knowledge of the first game. Oh, sure, I managed to get up to (and defeat) the Fire Elemental once, but for the most part I never played farther than finishing off Elfland and getting to the Earth elemental before I quit on any subsequent play through.

And, stupidly, that whole section of the game I quickly glossed over. Man, this was really a half-assed plotline.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.