This Comic's Cast:

While I tried to make sure and get dialogue snippets from the various characters in the game that the heroes meet, I couldn't find much that the Sage said here (just his summary). So I had to wing it a bit.

It's amazing how often I say "and so I had to wing it" in these commentaries.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.