This Comic's Cast:

I seem to recall an appendix to the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons 2nd Edition Dungeon Master's Guide that had the various elements, the primary four as well as their combinations, and the tertiary combinations from all of those. It was interesting to me, and, as with everything else, I filed it away to make some random joke 20 years later.

Jesus I need a life.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.