This Comic's Cast:

"These certainly aren't accusations I'd deny. Heck, in the right situations I'd be the first to mention them, and I'd probably do it with a certain amount of pride.

"All I'm saying is that, really, you should travel with me for a while and learn more about me. And no, I'm not making that offer simply because you're exceptionally busty. That maybe be one of the reasons *cough* well maybe two *cough*, but... Uhm...

"I'm sorry, what were we talking about?"
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.