This Comic's Cast:

A beholder floats into a bar, settles in at the counter, orders a whiskey. He slips a five on the bartop, accidentally kills the bartender with a glance, than gazes around the room. He spies another beholder at a table in the back. It's a girl, a sight for sore eye. He floats over, offers to buy her a drink. Their eyes meet. Love at first-

Dead.

I can't see sex being very easy for beholders. It's either never meeting the gaze of your loved one, or a lot of quick and rough sex with anonymous partners before either of you happen to look at the other. Sad.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.