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Since they haven't bothered to ask anyone about this cave at all, it's not as if they'd have a clue as to what to do with the tablet. Good going, guys.

I like how Darkmoon really had to strain to make up something dirty. Sometimes names that just seem like they should be perverted as so difficult to work with.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.