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Seventy-plus comics later, and the only quest they actually were getting paid to handle still hasn't been accomplished. Amazing.

And yet, they've been super effective at a quest no one else gives a damn if they complete.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.