This Comic's Cast:

After you get the rat tail, there's this whole other cave. Then you meet up with Bahamut and he takes the rat tail (presumably to do erotic things with it) and he gives you a job upgrade. Wheee.

This is just my way of getting past all that boring shit and getting to the good story bits.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.