This Comic's Cast:

Women, I tell ya.

I really don't understand the rat tail. I know, I know, I'm not cruising past that, but really. What's so special about the rat tail? If Bahamut is giving away free upgrades for a freaking rat tail I'll just go cut the tail off some random rat and give it to him.

Seems like a really shoddy way to do business.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.