This Comic's Cast:

The golem is actually a part of this cavern (technically he's a robot in the game, but our heroes don't know what robots are, so I had to adjust that). You have to talk to him to get the next item you need for your quest.

Of course, in the game, the golem isn't quite so... insane. He's just a bit broken down, and when you're done with him he shuts off, never to talk again.

Here, my golem is randomly quoting lines from 12 Monkeys, because why not, right?
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.