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This is in the game, and it is damn convenient. Final Fantasy really doesn't make a whole lot of sense. There's all these medieval items, and warriors and knights and mages fighting ogres and monsters... and then robots and submarines appear. The hell?

I mean, really. The hell?
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.