All these robots! Why is it ancient people in video games have all this advanced technology? Why is it they just leave it sitting around when they all die off, and no one else can figure out what the hell to do with it.

Of course, we (modern humans) still have no clue how to make the good Roman cement, or Greek Fire, so I guess we're all prone to this kind of idiocy.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.