This Comic's Cast:

Yep, there's the plot for the game right there. I seem to recall it's explain differently in the game, and the whole circumstances surrounding it are different, but there we go. Time Travel. Woo.

I will bitch about this little plot device in a bit...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.