This Comic's Cast:

From what I read, your best bet is to cast WALL at the start of the battle. Chaos will through every cheap, one-hit-kill spell at you, and if you don't wall-up against it immediately, you're pretty well fucked.

NUKE, RUB, XXXX... Actually, only one of those spells sounds dangerous. The other two just sound naughty.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.