This Comic's Cast:

"Look, a hero's gotta eat, ya know? I have barmaids, you have carrots... or whatever else it is rabbits eat. Cabbages? Lettuce? Little leafy bits on the ends of celery?

"Regardless, you know what I'm saying. All of that costs money, and to get that money we have to explore. You think those veggies just grow on trees?

"Well, okay, sure, some veggies kinda do, or in the ground, and they certainly all grow without needing a lot of money to back them up..."
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.