This Comic's Cast:

Hey, look, I was right. In all honesty, those were some rather piddly creatures from the early areas in Secret of Mana. It's not as if anyone would expect them to be all that difficult to kill.

I mean, hell, the kid in that game can kill them with a rusty sword and no training. I think we're all safe from the ravening wasp horde if he can do it that easily.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.