This Comic's Cast:

The little girl wanted more of the story. "You want more, little girl?! Huh?! HUH?! Fine then, you little snot!"

Or, you know, maybe the old man was nice about it. I doubt that, but still. It could have happened.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.