This Comic's Cast:

Darkmoon apparently had quite a number of adventures before CVRPG proper even started. Three with just this old dude (some before he got old). Pretty impressive.

That's the thing about Darkmoon. He's old (although Angel may be older), and he went out and tried to be a hero for quite some time. With Angel we get a sense he's done a lot, but more of that is sex with random people and not actual adventuring. Adventuresome sex is not the same thing.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.