The Summer War, Part 18

This Comic's Cast:

I had a few different lines I tried out for Purple (instead of him just vaguely hinting), but it all came out seriously misogynistic, so I had to go with this instead. Purple is a bit more a jerk than the other Alecs, but I can't take it too far.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.