This Comic's Cast:

Of course, Darkmoon is a vampire, so even if she did mate with him it wouldn't do much good. The likelyhood is that they'd never have any kids, and any kids they did have would be freakish vampiric abominations.
More so than the ever effeminate Alucard.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.