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This is a requested riff on "Dracula's Insurance Claim". When you actually think about it, if Dracula actually had a claim on his castle, with the number of times that his castle had actually been destroyed, claims would eventually start being denied just on general principle.
"I'm sorry, sir, but you've already lost that castle three times this year. We have you covered for twice every 100 years. You'll have to wait for a payout until after the turn of the century."
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.