This is a double whammy request, "God's Forum Adventures" and "Batman".
I like the thought of God being a douchebag. Of course, since I'm god for the comic, that would make me a douchebag... Really, I'm okay with that.
There is an entire internet cult devoted to the worship of Chuck Norris. Batman is so much better than Chuck Norris. Sure, Batman may be a fictional character (so we think -- maybe that's his plan all along), but then the Chuck Norris that people "love" is fictional as well. So, really... same difference.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.