This Comic's Cast:

If a hero boasts about his own work, he's either a liar or hard up for a job. Either way, no one will want to hire him.
However, if some bard writes a ballad about the deeds of the hero, well then, that hero will never go hungry again.
At least, unless he gets captured and thrown into some goblin prison. Or, stuck in a cave in deep in some cavern.
Always nice to see Link.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.