This Comic's Cast:

I was reading through the old archives, as I do every once in a very great while, and I remembered seeing the Fly parody I did. That inspired this one, as no good joke should go un-beaten (preferably into the ground).
Plus, really, when you think about it, if all of these characters are actually actors, then all the sets and props would be stuck sitting around on some back lot. The studio bean-counters (ie, Darkmoon) would never let them throw anything out so long as it wasn't taking up space (ie, Money) that should be used on other things. Hollywood tends to reuse a lot of their stuff, and they're never one for throwing out a perfectly good prop or set.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.