So, Alucard is a statue now. Admittedly he should be able to break free just by shaking himself enough -- that's how it worked in SotN anyway. I think it's funnier if he's just a statue for a long while, though.

 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.