CVRPG RSS Feed Wed, 26 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 Wed, 26 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2983: Titles <div><img src=''></div><div><p>Now, I'm not certain this is actually the case. I'm not a Navy officer and don't have as much knowledge of the military as I'd probably like, so maybe someone that knows more of this can speak to it. Far as I know, though, a ship doesn't have more than one captain, not for any length of time. Sure, they can transport other officers for different ships, have admirals on board from time to time, but the captain is the one in charge and there's only one of them.</p> <p>Still, even if that's not the case, these two characters are certainly arguing that logic. All Darkmoon knows is Star Trek military rules so whatever he's seen is what he's going to trust on the matter.</p></div> Wed, 26 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Heroes - #894: Nonchalant <div><img src=''></div><div><p>The Legion Corpses really need to get their act together if they're going to avoid eventually being killed by heroes. As of right now they're more likely to get the axe than Dracula (although that might just be because Drac is dead right now).</p></div> Wed, 26 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2982: Plots and Plans <div><img src=''></div><div><p>They've been working on this plan for 800 years. Whatever it is they've been working on this whole time, I'm sure it took a lot of effort to get here.</p> <p>This is why I changed Evil Isabella's font color, though. She's a vampire now so she should have a color in the purple/red range (a nice, dusky blush, apparently). Vampires all seem to have font colors in the red and purples (Darkmoon, Dracula, Raye), so shifting Isabella over to these colors made sense.</p> <p>Also, gotta say, I really dig her outfit. I wanted something in line with the "Metal Gear Outfit" she (and Princess, sometimes) would wear. This is kind of ninja mixed with vampire and I like it.</p></div> Tue, 25 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Villains - #893: Fear Me <div><img src=''></div><div><p>It might have been empty but Richter has claimed the throne. Sometimes tells me this isn't going to end peacefully.</p></div> Tue, 25 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2981: All Aboard <div><img src=''></div><div><p>Well he is still in the registry as the captain (at least I think he is -- she never confirmed she somehow changed it). As such, Gertie should call him Captain Darkmoon. Of course, Sprockets is also kind of the captain since Gertie is her AI...</p> <p>We're going to have to iron this out soon.</p></div> Mon, 24 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Heroes - #893: Inconspicuous <div><img src=''></div><div><p>I love that those critters are Legion. They're from Circle of the Moon and are one of the only times Legion was ever a normal enemy (and not a boss). Sure, they were in a hard to reach, end game area, but it still counts.</p></div> Mon, 24 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Villains - #892: Power Struggles <div><img src=''></div><div><p>Something tells me this isn't going to be a two-on-one fight in the end. Every girl for herself, eh?</p></div> Sat, 22 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2980: Good Intel <div><img src=''></div><div><p>So this was a bit of an info dump, but I felt getting this out of the way quickly was better than several comics of the Stalkers and the Mirror baddies talking to each other, back and forth, from view screens. This gets it out of the way quickly and efficiently.</p> <p>Apparently the Stalkers don't do the "custom molded armors fit to ladies' bosoms" thing. Plainly that's how you can tell this is sci-fi now and not fantasy, as fantasy armor is totally fit to bosoms. And also way to skimpy to be practical.</p></div> Fri, 21 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Heroes - #892: Coming Around <div><img src=''></div><div><p>It's not a real idea until it comes out of a Belmont's mouth. At least, that's what the Belmonts say, anyway.</p></div> Fri, 21 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2979: Docking <div><img src=''></div><div><p>I mean, really, when you think about it, they did kind of earn that. Darkmoon and co have been floating out there a looooong time. Although they're all immortal, so maybe it didn't feel that long.</p></div> Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Villains - #891: Competition <div><img src=''></div><div><p>Well if we were gonna have Succubus and Medusa we had to have Carmilla as would. It wouldn't a a "Bad Girls" storyline without all three in the mix. That's how we roll at DSWC.</p></div> Thu, 20 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2978: Aligned <div><img src=''></div><div><p>Well, one way to fill for time (until we get to comic 3000) is to setup the villains for the next game. Gotta make sure I put in the leg work ahead of time so that we can jump right in with the next adventure and hit the ground running.</p> <p>Or, really, hit the ground talking. I do love me some long sections of dialogue.</p></div> Wed, 19 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Heroes - #891: A Lot Happened... <div><img src=''></div><div><p>Come on, you know I wouldn't pull a trick like that. I like a nice, tight timeline for my comics and I don't like to take big jumps unless we're at the end of a big storyline. Jumping ahead months for no reason isn't my style no matter how funny it would have been to pull that on Hanz.</p></div> Wed, 19 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2977: Fast Travel <div><img src=''></div><div><p>It could be just a simple "go fuck yourself" as we know that Golem could fuck Gertie (we did establish that even if the actions happened off screen). In theory, then, Gertie could probably pleasure herself -- stands to reason, right?</p> <p>Maybe it was a "sod off". We haven't ever established if Gertie does, in fact, have an anus. She does have an exhaust port which I would think would be kind of the same thing, so I'm not sure if that would actually work, either... Hrmmm...</p></div> Tue, 18 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Villains - #890: Workin' Gals <div><img src=''></div><div><p>We haven't done much with the villainesses lately, but this seems like a good time to change that. Heck, we only have 110 comics left so I may as well give the various characters their due one more time before we wrap all this up...</p></div> Tue, 18 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2976: Duplicates... <div><img src=''></div><div><p>So here's the big reveal. Yes, it's Katrina. The other Katrina. You know, from the mirror universe. We haven't seen them in forever, but I did leave both her and the mirror Isabella (Princess) alive at the end of their last appearance. I did that so I can bring them back here.</p> <p>This might explain a few of the things that have been happening as of late...</p> <p>Also, I wonder why she's in cat-form again. She removed that curse ages ago, right? Hrmmmm...</p></div> Mon, 17 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Heroes - #890: Rude Awakening <div><img src=''></div><div><p>Oh, Hanz. You're probably better off not knowing...</p></div> Mon, 17 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Villains - #889: Queen for a Day <div><img src=''></div><div><p>And thus we see why it is that Succubus has never taken over the castle. It's not for a lack of drive or determination or smarts. It's simply because the throne smells like sweat socks and jock straps. Eww.</p></div> Sat, 15 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2975: New Technology <div><img src=''></div><div><p>Remember, Gertie already had her nanites scrap the ship for parts. Apparently she didn't tell Sprockets any of this, though. These two really need to work on their communication.</p></div> Fri, 14 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Heroes - #889: To Quit is Our Goal <div><img src=''></div><div><p>I'm sure he won't notice. Or he'll enjoy it. One of the two, certainly.</p></div> Fri, 14 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2974: Mysterious <div><img src=''></div><div><p>There's that ship again. I'll have to reveal what's going on soon, but I do like playing up the mystery of who this could be. Has anyone figured it out yet?</p> <p>Of course, once I show who it is, this whole commentary is unnecessary. Maybe I won't reveal it for a while after all...</p></div> Thu, 13 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Villains - #888: Priorities <div><img src=''></div><div><p>Of course Dracula has a sex dungeon. He has every other kind of dungeon in his castle at this point. What's one more, eh?</p></div> Thu, 13 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2973: Moving Forward <div><img src=''></div><div><p>They do have a magical ability to get kicked out of every place they help. Although maybe it would be better to put help in quotes. That might be an more accurate representation of what they do.</p> <p>I wonder where they would be expected to go after Dracula is finally dead since they can't return the Earth...</p></div> Wed, 12 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 DSWC: Heroes - #888: Checking In <div><img src=''></div><div><p>Well if he's just going to leave it there on his passed out body, the Clone would have to take it. You know, as a favor, so no one else stole it. He's doing a good deed.</p></div> Wed, 12 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400 CVRPG - #2972: Quick Exit <div><img src=''></div><div><p>Really, when you consider it, making herself invisible doesn't seem that hard. She has shown she can change her appearance somewhat. Maybe she can also crank up and down her visibility. Totally possible.</p> <p>At least she's back on point. Gotta remind everyone that yes, truly, these heroes are committed to eventually fighting Dracula once again. Maybe one day...</p></div> Tue, 11 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0400