This Comic's Cast:

Oh, Darkmoon. You run from everything, are so easily caught flat-footed by the dumbest stuff, but when a dinosaur comes bursting out of a portal, you roll with it like it's nothing. Amazing.

And yeah, let's be honest. No matter how dangerous a treasure may be, you can always count on Darkmoon to knick it for a buck. Every time.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.