This Comic's Cast:

"No no, don't mind us. We're just here on a quest. Nothing to worry about... What was that? Light Warriors? Nope, never heard of them. If we see them, though, we'll let you know you're looking for them."

And we plunge ever deeper into the actual plot of the first Final Fantasy game...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.