This Comic's Cast:

Fireball isn't a spell in the first Final Fantasy game (I don't even think it shows up in the later games). But I was having a devil of a time finding the actual spells from the first game, and have to just settle for whatever random spell effects (and I think even some Blue Magic from FF3) I could find.

The "schooling" comment all relates to comments about Katrina's schooling back in the first game of CVRPG. No joke ever really dies in my world.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.