This Comic's Cast:

"Can I get a third option. Can I just sleep with her a few more times and maybe marry her if the sex doesn't get rote? You know, sort of like a lease with an option to buy?

"Also, does she have a twin or maybe a sister somewhere around her age? It's spice things up, is all I'm saying. I'd even settle for a cousin if they look pretty similar."
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.