This Comic's Cast:

Remember, I only have one frame of that damn two-headed dragon. It's either have Darkmoon run away immediately (which is what was setup all those comics long ago) or have him kill the dragon in one hit.

This is CVRPG, though, so running is the only likely solution.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.