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Remember, Zelda chickens (cuckoos) are invincible. Of course he wouldn't be able to harvest them. Of course, I don't think I've ever used any kind of chicken in this comic, so apparently the whole of chicken farming in this world has lead to invincible avians.
Of course, now I'm curious just what he's been using as a substitute. That can't be good...
 
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2015-05-09 13:58:50 
If they're lucky, maybe they can use duck as a substitute. I'm imagining shell-shocked and scarred chicken farmers sneaking up on the assorted highly aggressive waterfowl and fighting without flinching. For the sandwich.
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.