This Comic's Cast:

I do feel weird doing battles like, especially ones set in the past. I mean, we kind of know what's going to happen, right? I wouldn't completely reboot all of Castlevania continuity...

No, wait, I've done that three times now. And Konami did it once. Shit, I guess there are stakes to this battle.

 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.