This Comic's Cast:

In my defense, I was on an Reality Show kick when I did this comic. I'd already done "Intervention" for Comic 600, and then one of those dating shows for Comic 700. In fact, had I been able to work it out with Mab, I would have done "What Not to Wear" starring Link for Comic 800.
This was just a natural extension of that idea. Plus, I like beating a dead horse (the chicken joke) every holiday.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.