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God has officially setup a Commandment Wiki. People are allowed to edit them, but, just like the mods at Wikipedia, God reserves to the right to revert any commandments for any reson he wants. Plus, he'll ban editors (condemn them to Hell).
However, his article riffing on Conservapedia is hysterical.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.