Holidays #21: Time to Fight

I always have the heroes interrupt the villains right in the middle of their monologue, so I just figured it would be a nice inversion of the trope to let the villain completely ignore the hero this time and go about their business.

 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.