This Comic's Cast:

There actually is some kind of battle before this, but all it would be is the four heroes being sarcastic in front of a random monster. We weren't missing much.

The rat tail is a real item. Lord only knows what the Japanese were thinking with that one.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.