This Comic's Cast:

As long as you never move around tiles, you don't have to worry about random battles. They can only occur when you move. So, if you need to go to the restroom while playing, you can just drop the controller on the ground and leave, safe in the knowledge that your party ain't going nowhere.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.