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I'm just saying, if more Final Fantasy games featured the "pimp slap" command, I'd probably play them. I haven't touched an FF game since number seven, and even then I wasn't entirely hooked.

Oddly, the last game I really lived was number five. The job system in that game was deep and fun. Considering that, I really should try to get my hands on a copy of number three...
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.