#381: Just the Worthy Ones

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Really, I cribbed this joke from Discworld. Terry Pratchet makes a point, in those books, of stating that when a hero goes into a stupid place and pisses off people bigger and stronger than him, it's not murder, it's suicide.
I'm not certain why there's a monkey in northern European woods. Plainly they evolved for comedic relief. Some sort of Three Stooges-esque Darwinian natural selection.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.