#756: Troop Orders

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This seems callous and wrong. I realize this. And yet, when playing in a tabletop RPG, and a battle has happened, I'm always the first to go "I loot the bodies". You can get a lot of good stuff off of corpses in an RPG.
It's no worse than in video game RPGs. They just give you the gold and items without making you feel icky about it. Same principle at play.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.