#1335: Business Opportunity

This Comic's Storylines:

Their first profession is as minions. Serving some kind of (dark) master is what they do, and they are (arguably) professionals at it. It makes perfect sense for them to lament their current standing as business owners and seek out new lines of employment in the face of a (perceived) failed opportunity.

Of course, I say "arguably" since they aren't exactly the best minions on the planet. Sure, they've been employed by Dracula for years, but how many times has Dracula been defeated in that span? (Of course, that presumes you're any good at the Castlevania games, which I'm not).

As an outside observer, I'm not certain I'd want Frankie and Mummy as my bodyguards. I'd probably have better luck fighting the heroes myself.
 
    

When evil spreads across the land, and darkness rises and the monsters roam. When the creatures of the night make beautiful music, and the things that go bump in the night go bump with greater enthusiasm. When the world is in peril and is in need of a hero...

These guys are, sadly, the best the world can hope for. These are the adventures of the heroes of CVRPG. They mean well, they try hard, and occasionally they do the impossible...

They actually do something heroic.